Welcome in one of the probably most visited sites of the Web. Welcome Affanculo. What's Affanculo, you might be asking yourself ? You already probably know the word "Vaffanculo", Italian's most popular expression in the entire world together with "spaghetti" and "Mafia". "Vaffanculo" means literally 'go and do it with your ass !' (you can well imagine what), but people usually intend it with the meaning 'go and take it into your ass !' which in fact is a very similar thing, and mostly has to be intended metaphorically. The semantic final meaning of Vaffanculo is - on English - "Fuck you !" But if you take the word Vaffanculo and split it, you obtain va-ffanculo. On Italian, "va" means "go !", and it sounds like an order, so that "vaffanculo" sounds like an invitation to go somewhere, and more particularly in some very unpleasant place. This place could be called Affanculo. Va-ffanculo becomes va-affanculo in the normal speech of normal Italians wanting to communicate their disapproval for something to somebody. So, Italians often (very often) send somebody to this mythical place - Affanculo - which has never existed in reality until the creation of the World Wide Web.
Now Affanculo finally exists! And you have just been sent there. Affanculo is here. You find yourself in Affanculo, now.
Probably, you didn't come here by your own initiative. Probably someone has sent you here. It happens. If you landed here, probably you have deserved it. Very rarely someone reaches Affanculo for mistake. That who has sent you here surely has had his true motivations. Or perhaps is was you that has instead sent yourself here. Also this happens, more often than one would imagine. All the causes are valid in order to end up Affanculo. Here in Affanculo the demographic outbreak by far exceeds that one of the third world countries. Here in Affanculo we would have the problem of immigration, if in fact it were a problem, which in fact it is not. We are in a place without frontiers, without access filters, that in the truth is not even a place, even if it exists and it is here. Everyone entering here, even if he or she then quits, ideally stays forever with us. Affanculo is the black hole of the Italian Human Society (coming soon: of the World Human Society), where that that enters does not exit ever more. Here in Affanculo there is nothing special to do. This is very typical of Affanculo. You just bore yourself here watching the other millions of people that you don't see, waiting to be convinced not to be here any more. What else remains to be said? Nothing. If it were not like that, we wouldn't really be in Affanculo. Here Affanculo we speak a bad English, maybe because we are Italians, maybe because we just speak bad English.
The Local Tourist Office of Affanculo wishes you a good and classic permanence in our Village. Feel free to send us your best enemies. They won't regret it. They'll come. They won't resist. This is the power of the URL. This is the power of the Internet. Everyone that you will send to Affanculo will be forced to end up here, because one notices to have been sent Affanculo only after being arrived to destination. So, Good Affanculo Permanence, to you and your less beloved friends.